Da Shitz On Sportz

Time For Lleyton Hewitt To Swallow His Pride And Hang Up His Tennis Racket

Mr. Shitz — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:13:41 +0000

Athletes are sometimes vain, narcissistic, definitely have a high opinion of themselves, usually arrogant, and in the twilight of their careers they make stupid calls, often embarrassing themselves and others when things don’t go according to [their] plan. The way I see it, if a hockey, football, baseball, tennis, or soccer (really, just pick a sport) [...]

Bird Flies Aussie Coop-‘Ladies of New York Beware’

Mr. Shitz — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:17:33 +0000

The things some violent professional athletes (especially the young, dumb and full of cum ones) will do to avoid having to obey a restraining order. If Kate Middleton is a smart girl (and DSOS knows she isn’t) she will barricade the doors at her parent’s place in New York, and perhaps even consider hiring a couple [...]

3 Broncos Force Drunk Woman into Performing Fellatio in Nightclub Washroom-’Claim it was consensual’

Mr. Shitz — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:31:05 +0000

Football players are known for not being able to hold their liquor more often than not, but a few weeks ago DSOS wrote that 3 rugby players were being investigated for allegedly holding their licker by her ears in a nightclub washroom and forcing her to suck a little dick, and that they might have [...]

Vlad Vucks Up, Anaheim Angels Down One Game

Mr. Shitz — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:43:08 +0000

The race to be baseball’s best is well and truly on, and over the next few weeks baseball fans are going to be gorged with some really good baseball, but at the end of the day, and probably in Anaheim’s case if they go down to the defending World Series champs, the mistakes that some [...]

Glass Throwing Rugby Player Facing New Charges

Mr. Shitz — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:40:05 +0000

DSOS has learned that Kate Middleton’s boyfriend, the clown that sent her to hospital after throwing a hissy fit and glass at her, is facing new charges of public mischief and false accusation. Things just keep getting worse for Greg Bird don’t they? The 24-year-old volatile and heavy drinking professional rugby player will appear in an [...]