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The things some violent professional athletes (especially the young, dumb and full of cum ones) will do to avoid having to obey a restraining order.

If Kate Middleton is a smart girl (and DSOS knows she isn’t) she will barricade the doors at her parent’s place in New York, and perhaps even consider hiring a couple of armed bodyguards, because the man accused of glassing her in his apartment after he flew into a jealous rage is about to show up on her doorstep under the guise that the loves her so much that he will do anything to be with her, including breaking the law.

You heard it heard folks, Australian rugby player Greg Bird, the man who loves to terrorize women in Australia after downing a few beers has flown out of Australia so that he can get drunk with a woman too stupid to know that he is a danger to her.

That’s right, the man who glassed her, assaulted another woman in a nightclub this past January, and recently hijacked a ride to a pizza place, scaring the shit out of another woman when he jumped into her car and demanded she drive him to a pizza parlour, has boarded a plane to New York City where he will undoubtedly terrorize other women, never mind Middleton when it suits him.

Like DSOS has implied many times before in this blog, Greg Bird is a danger to women around the world, and the fact that he has been investigated for assaulting women on more than one occasion backs up my claim.

Bird, who fled Australia to skirt the conditions of an Apprehended Violence Order (restraining order) placed against him couldn’t get within  200 meters of his girlfriend Kate while she was in Australia attending university, left Australia to hook up with his victim after she returned to the U.S. four weeks ago.

While the restraining order only applies to him in New South Wales, and therefore is not enforceable in the U.S., he is in violation of the restraining order and when he returns to Australia (and he will because he has a date with a judge in November), he will be arrested. And why shouldn’t he be after all he is violating a court order.

I hope for Middleton’s sake nothing happens to her while he is New York, but knowing what DSOS knows about Bird, I have my doubts he will be on his best behaviour and I fully expect him to assault somebody there if not his love interest. The guy has a propensity for violence against women, and whether he is New York, Las Vegas or Cronulla, the level of violence he is capable of towards women is not lessened by the fact that he is waiting to face justice for throwing a glass at his girlfriend, or the charge he is facing for assaulting a woman last January.

Ladies of New York beware, there is a man walking the city streets that with a flick of switch can turn your face into hamburger and he won’t think twice about doing it, especially if he is under the influence of alcohol.

Katie Milligan: A Dumb American Girl in Australia

Glass Throwing Rugby Player Facing New Charges

DSOS has learned that Kate Middleton’s boyfriend, the clown that sent her to hospital after throwing a hissy fit and glass at her, is facing new charges of public mischief and false accusation. Things just keep getting worse for Greg Bird don’t they?

The 24-year-old volatile and heavy drinking professional rugby player will appear in an Australian court on October 9 after he threw a glass at his American girlfriend (Middleton) in what many are describing as a drunken jealous rage after his girlfriend did not return to his apartment with him after a night of drinking at a pub with friends the Friday evening before. According to Middleton she stayed with friends rather than going home with her boyfriend.

They must have had one helluva an argument if she didn’t go home with him-eh? Excessive alcohol can do that to a binge drinking couple.

The glass throwing incident occurred at 730am the next morning when Milligan finally showed up at Bird’s apartment. The ensuing argument resulted in Bird throwing a glass in which shards entered Milligan’s eye. She would later require surgery.

Initially Bird claimed that it was his roommate, golfer Brent Watson who assaulted Milligan, and he even tried to convince his girlfriend to back up that story, not to mention he called his roommate in the hope he could get him to corroborate the story Bird was telling police. Bird’s story soon fell apart however when police learned that Watson was away at the time of the assault. What a f**ked up thing to do to a friend, never mind a roommate.

Milligan continues to stand by her man, saying that he would never hurt her, but the fact that Bird has been issued a summons to attend court over another alleged assault involving a woman at a nightclub in Cronulla last January 19 suggest that Bird would in fact intentionally hurt a woman, never mind his “dumber than a bag of hammers” girlfriend.

Bird has been suspended by his professional rugby league club the “Cronulla Sharks” and he will not be re-instated until he tells club officials what happened at his unit on the morning the American law student was taken to hospital. He has repeatedly refused to comply with the team’s request. I guess he doesn’t have the balls to tell them any lies.

Milligan, who as I said is dumber than a bag of hammers for thinking her volatile boyfriend would never hurt her, failed in her bid to remove a restraining order that the police put in place to protect her. At least it can’t be said that Australian police aren’t looking out in her best interests. They obviously are compensating for Milligan’s stupidity in this matter.

Before I sound off on Katie Milligan let me make it perfectly clear that I do not think all American woman are as dumb as her, as the title might suggest. I know the list of dumb American woman is long, but to be fair I’m compelled to let DSOS readers know that not all American women are as dumb as Katie Milligan.

After reading today’s DSOS article most readers will agree with my assessment of Milligan, who is currently here in Australia studying to be a lawyer, a career path I hope doesn’t lead to her being an advocate for battered and abused woman across the US.

If you’re a regular reader of DSOS (if you’re not you should bookmark this page right now) you will already know how I feel about professional rugby league in The Land Down Under. For those of you who are visiting DSOS for the first time, the following paragraph is directed at you.

As I have stated in here before, pro rugby players are young (average age of league player-24) muscle heads who like to drink and fight when they are not playing “footy”, and abuse women. That type of behaviour is all too common among footy players during footy season, and as I have said before there isn’t a weekend of footy matches that doesn’t go by without a footy player either being involved in a bar fight, sexually assaulting a drunken and defenceless woman or smacking a woman around. Katie Milligan’s boyfriend Greg Bird is known for assaulting women, and the incident in August in which Milligan was glassed at an apartment with Bird aside, is currently being investigated for assaulting another woman long before he threw a glass in the general direction of Milligan, causing it to shatter against the wall after which a piece of that glass lodged just above Milligan’s left eye.

Last weekend three Brisbane Bronco players became part of an investigation where it is alleged that they sexually assaulted a woman in the washroom of a nightclub last Saturday night while celebrating a play-off game victory. The three players, while they are yet to be charged, entered the washroom with a woman where it is alleged she was all but forced to perform oral sex on them. Because alcohol was involved it is hard to get the truth out of anybody in this particularly story about rugby players, but Kate Milligan had one to tell in this weekends Daily Telegraph.

After reading the exclusive interview Milligan gave to The Daily Telegraph I would have to say that Milligan might not be “all there” so to speak, that she might have an undisclosed brain injury or perhaps even a neurological disorder that is preventing her from thinking rational or seeing the truth about her boyfriend; that he uses violence when it comes to the trust he thinks he should feel around women, especially girlfriends.

In the Daily Telegraph article Milligan tells of how Bird would never hurt her, that he loves her too much to do such a thing, and she even says she will not co-operate with police in their investigation, stating that she received legal advice not to. That legal advice came via Bird’s legal advisers by the way, and the only reason they have asked Milligan not to allow herself to be interviewed by the police is because Bird is being investigated for assaulting a woman in an unrelated incident that occurred this past January.

Yes it was quite an amusing interview Milligan gave to The Daily Telegraph, but I wouldn’t expect anything else from an “exclusive interview” that was given two pages and front page status.

Milligan, while not mentioning whether or not there was an argument between the couple (neighbours heard yelling and screaming at the time the alleged glassing has occurred) after she failed to return home with Bird after a Friday night at the pub (she apparently stayed with friends while Bird returned to the apartment alone), went out her way to tell readers how much in love she was with Bird, that he would never hurt her because he loved her too much, blah, blah, blah. Anybody reading the story would have thought the 24-year-old law student was dumb when it came to men and that she was lying to the journalist she was telling her story.

I think what happened is that Bird sat up all night drinking alone in his apartment while waiting for his girlfriend to come home and that as each hour passed he became more angry with her. I bet they exchanged a lot of text messages from the time they separated at the pub until he passed out drunk. By the time Milligan arrived at Bird’s apartment the next morning (around 730am) Bird’s jealousy and distrust of women took over and he hurled a glass in Milligan’s direction to show her how angry he was and to frighten her into submission. If it wasn’t for that act I would have nothing to say about Bird and Milligan today.

Since that morning Bird’s legal team has been busting their asses off trying to convince Milligan not to reveal the truth of that particular incident, and obviously it has worked out okay for them otherwise Milligan wouldn’t be telling the story she is telling now.

For Milligan it is all about the money, and the only reason in my opinion she is standing by her man is because she was either offered money to candy-coat her story to the media so as not to make things anymore worse than they already were for her boyfriend, and/or she is a gold-digger, though she has claimed that by the time of her arrival in Australia after meeting Bird in Las Vegas she didn’t know how famous of a footy player Bird was in Oz.

I have to laugh because I think the latter is bullshit because Milligan would have googled his name to check him out before making such a huge commitment to leave her family behind in the US for a man she barely knew to begin with. She googled his name, make no mistake about it and she knew a lot more about the man of her dreams before she even boarded a plane bound for Australia in the US. She knew he was a popular and well-known footy player with the Cronulla Sharks, and she knew about the investigation into an alleged assault of another woman that occurred in a nightclub.

She’s lying about what she says she knew and didn’t know about Bird before arriving in Australia to study law, and the only reason she is not co-operating with police in their investigation about her glassing is because if she would have to lie to investigators too.

It’s much easier for her to just lie to journalists, and get paid for it. If she was to lie to police on-the-record, and it was later discovered that she lied, she would find herself in some serious trouble and her law career would be flushed down the toilet. If she lies to the media, there’s nothing anybody can do about it, and that is exactly what she is doing in my opinion when it comes to the story she has told in The Daily Telegraph.

By the way, don’t think for one minute and despite what Milligan may say about it, that she wasn’t paid good money by The Daily Telegraph for her exclusive interview. Her boyfriend’s legal team would have ensured that she was paid top dollar for her exclusive interview.

One last thing, I don’t believe for one minute that her father supports her in her decision to back up a man who has a history, albeit a brief one (if only because it is a rare occasion he is caught), of assaulting women, and I think if it was daddy’s decision to make he would have hauled his daughter’s ass back to America after she was released from hospital. It would be interesting to here what her father has to say about Greg Bird and the incident that almost saw his daughter lose an eye, but I doubt this is much of a story in the US.

Maybe The Daily Telegraph can offer him some big bucks to tell his story to Australia, but only if he can be trusted to tell the truth unlike his daughter.

You know what they say, “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree,” and I would be hardpressed to believe that daddy could tell the truth anymore than his daughter did.

The funniest thing she says in her interview is that she considers herself to be an intelligent person. Considering she’s standing by a young man with a drinking problem who is prone to abusing women whether it be verbally or physically, she obviously doesn’t have high standards when it comes to gauging her own level of intelligence.

She’s a stupid woman, and I hope for her sake Bird doesn’t lose it again on her because the next time she could lose an eye, or worse yet end up in hospital with life-threatening injuries or an a slab in the morgue.

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Update to Greg Bird Glassing Charge

It was just over a week ago that Katie Milligan was admitted to hospital after being assaulted by her boyfriend National Rugby League player Greg Bird. It wasn’t the first time Bird had assaulted a woman while he was in a drunken state and it certainly won’t be the last time.

Upon her release from hospital, Milligan returned to the love nest she shared with Bird and removed her belongings.

Before anybody says “smart girl”, save your breathe because she has told the media that she intends to stand by her man that the police have got it all wrong. I bet they got it all wrong when he assaulted a woman in nightclub last January too, and when he was handcuffed outside a nightclub a couple of months ago.

Obviously, the glassing incident has caused some yet to be diagnosed brain damage.

Milligan has yet to give police a statement about the incident that almost cost her the loss of sight in one eye, but should she meet with police I’m sure she’ll tell them that it was an accident, that Bird became angry at somebody or something other than her and that in his drunken frustration he threw a glass at the wall or door, it shattered and a large piece of it hit her in the eye, that she was in the wrong place at the wrong time. That’s all she has to say to get the love of her life off the hook. I won’t surprised if it plays out that way, but what she going to say the next time, and believe me, given the volatile, woman-hating man Bird is when he is drunk, Milligan will be assaulted again, only the next time she may not be so lucky.

As far as I’m concerned Katie Milligan strikes me as the type of woman who would lie for the sake of money, and if lying about the events that occurred in Bird’s apartment a week ago this past Saturday is going to get her cashed up, then that’s what she is going to do.

If Bird did ask Milligan to lie for him (and I wouldn’t put it past him to do such a thing), I wonder how much she offered him, and if Milligan’s father had a hand in any financial agreement that Milligan and Bird may have struck to maintain her silence or lie about the incident.

I hear a day after she was admitted to hospital she was paid a visit by somebody who just happened to be connected to a law firm that happened to be connected to the management company that handles Bird’s affairs. Think they talked about money, that somebody presented her with a financial proposal that would help her get over her injury and put the incident behind her? I definitely do.

If I were her father, I’d be dragging her ass back to America today and with a hefty cheque in hand.

There are many rugby players in Australia with a reputation for not being able to handle their booze, are known for assaulting women, and last but certainly not least think they are lot of tougher than they really are when they are barhopping with their mates after a game of footy.

The problem is so bad that many rugby teams now have a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to alcohol or drugs, or if players are charged with violent criminal offences.

Of course the policy has little or no effect on a lot of the players, and week in and week out it’s not uncommon to read in the Monday morning newspapers tales of muscle-headed rugby players being charged with alcohol related offences or serious violent offences.

This goes on until the footy season ends, and the rugby players in Australia are giving the game a bad name, and their antics are really driving fans away from the game, which in turn hurts the team’s gate receipts, and ultimately their bottom line.

Now being a Canadian boy, I know that there are similar problems in the Canadian pro sporting ranks, but at the end of the day I can say without a slightest doubt in my mind that the problems pro sport franchises in Canada have with unruly and obnoxious players pales in comparison to the kind of bullshit that is happening hear in Australia.

The worst bunch of professional athletes I ever came across during my days as a bartender in Regina during the early Eighties was the CFL’s Saskatchewan Roughriders. Some of those players were dickheads whenever they visited the Old Gold nightclub at the Golden Mile there was always one player who mixed it up with other bar patrons for the dumbest of reasons.

But like I said, the bullshit that goes on with professional athletes in Canada pales in comparison to the muscle-headed steroid using young footy players here in Australia.

Take the latest incident to make headlines here, the story about National Rugby League star Greg Bird, and the fact that he took a glass and smashed it on his American girlfriend’s face. His cowardly act almost cost his 24-year-old girlfriend her eye, and she remains in hospital expected to be released by the end of the week.

The glassing took place at Bird’s apartment Aug. 24 at 7.30am and shortly thereafter, the 24-year-old Cronulla Shark drove his victim to Prince of Wales Hospital. Along the way, he tried to convince his girlfriend to play along with him in his attempt to pin the glassing on his roommate who was away at the time of the attack.

Why would he blame his roommate for the attack you might ask? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he is accused of attacking a 20-year-old woman in a Cronulla nightclub back in January.

The guy is a loser who is quickly becoming known as a drunk who gets his kicks out beating up helpless women instead of doing it on the footy pitch. As far as I’m concerned, he should given the maximum prison sentence allowed under Australian law. In fact, I think any rugby player who assaults women (and there are a lot of them here in Australia in my opinion) should be sentenced to the maximum prison sentence available for a judge to hand down.

Of course, that will never happen as long as NRL teams continue to interfere in criminal matters that have absolutely nothing to do with them. It’s the same with any professional sports team really. For some reason or other when one of their players under contract is charged with a criminal offence away from the game, they are first to rise to occasion to see if they can help the player either beat the rap or receive a lesser sentence. That attitude is bullshit, and pro sport franchises should just focus on the product their selling to sports fans instead of interfering in criminal matters that have nothing to do with the game.

As long as team owners and management meddle in their player’s criminal matters, players like Bird and many, many other just like him will never change. It’s a sad but true fact.

As for Bird’s girlfriend Kate Milligan, she has since undergone surgery for glass wounds she suffered to the eye and a fractured eye socket. While police have yet to interview her, if she’s a smart woman, she should go out of her way to make sure that Bird is locked up behind bars for a while, and then she should sue the shit out of him, take him for every cent he has made from footy in short professional footy career.

Barring that, maybe she could arrange a meet between me and Bird, and then let’s see how tough he is with a glass in his hand. I have a Louisville Slugger that will take care of Bird and his glassing ways in a heartbeat, and I won’t even break a sweat, though it good bugger me up with my immigration status her in Oz.

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